Friday, January 23, 2009

Conversation with the Waiter

WAITER: "Do you have any questions about the menu?"

ME: "Yes....where did you get it printed?"

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(sorry....that's all I've got today)

(Bush's fault)

12 comments:

Lois Lane said...

Dad-In-Law: What comes with the chicken?

Waiter: Bones.

Cake said...

Yesterday at lunch:

Co-worker: "What's in the mango juice?"

Waiter: "Mango."

cousin saul said...

Waiter: How would you like that steak cooked?

Me: With heat.

Not Good At This said...

Uncle: "Check, please."

Waiter: "Okay."

Uncle pays, leaves tip, walks out of restaurant.

The Hungry Beatles said...

- Grill Grill Me Do
- Potatoes on the Plate with Gravy
- Old Brown Stew
- Polythene Pizza
- I Want to Hold Your Ham
- Glass Onion (no edit required)
- Lovely Risotto

How to properly play The Beatles game said...

-Lovely Wait-a

-While My Salad Gently Wilts

-I Am The Waiter

-Let It Be (at least 20%)

-Paperbag Waiter

The Hungry Beatles Waiting for Pizza said...

Whateva!

Anonymous said...

Waiter, since your button shows you are an Obama supporter, I'm sure you understand this. I have given your tip to the homeless man outside. I can only afford to give to one of you and I determined he needed it worse than you. Even though you were not consulted, I know that you agree that he deserves the money instead of you.

Homeless Guy said...

Change?

Change!

Cake said...

Yawn...

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