Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Question of the Day



Today we start a new feature.

It's called Question of the Day.

And seeing how today is a day we'll start with the question most of us think about daily:

Where the heck is the vagina on the mermaid?

Huh?

13 comments:

Sparkle Plenty said...

Right armpit. You just fall off a turnip truck?

Lois Lane said...

Yeah. I mean, everybody knows that. Duh.

Cake said...

I didn't think they had one...I thought it just really sucked to be a mermaid.

Snicker.

Cake said...

I mean, uhhh...right armpit. How could I forget.

bacon ace said...

So is the left armpit used for anal sex?

Ariel said...

Yes.

bacon ace said...

Highly caffeinated blooger cross-over!!!

Sparkle Plenty said...

I saw a man lying on the street half dead
With knives and forks sticking out of his leg.
And he said,
"Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
Can somebody get that knife and fork out of my leg, please?
Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?"

maddog said...

I thought it was some form of convex codpiece. I suppose you keep pokin' around until she smiles.

Cake said...

Has Sparkle gone mad?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Cakie! It's a within-blog-post crossover from IANO's last post. Nothing mermaid-sex-organ-related was happening--prior to maddog's comment--so I figured what the heck. I liked the video that much.

(And: Yep!)

(And: That's way too much explanation. What can I say? I'm working on footnotes today and it has rendered me explainy.)

Ishat's Fire and Ice said...

EWWWW!

Why did you want to know anyway?

Where the hell is Ariel!

Females hide it easily, tell me about mermen!?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Merman penis can usually be found in Mermaid's right armpit.