It's a gas, gas, gas!
Octopus's Garden Gnome
I got nuthin' either. But that's funny.
I got more nuffin' than both of you combined but you beat me to putting this on my blog by not too long. Damn you! *fish shake*
And, ummm, that should've read, *fist shake*...damn!*resumes shaking a carp*
*sea kitten shake*
*dances along to the famous Beatles tune, "Twist and Trout"*
but why doesn't he want to be Obama's elf anymore? what does he know? that is really the troubling question
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." "Done!" replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.
Funny stuff and a good solid blog.
Ultimately Republicans presenting themselves as the political party of rich angry white males screaming at the world will not end favorably.
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