Wednesday, February 18, 2009

18 seconds with Obama's Elf

10 comments:

I got nuthin' said...

Octopus's Garden Gnome

Lois Lane said...

I got nuthin' either. But that's funny.

Cake said...

I got more nuffin' than both of you combined but you beat me to putting this on my blog by not too long. Damn you! *fish shake*

Cake said...

And, ummm, that should've read, *fist shake*...damn!

*resumes shaking a carp*

I Ain't No Oprah said...

*sea kitten shake*

Cake said...

*dances along to the famous Beatles tune, "Twist and Trout"*

Croninski said...

but why doesn't he want to be Obama's elf anymore? what does he know? that is really the troubling question

I don't trust politicians said...

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.

All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.

CHEF TROLL said...

Funny stuff and a good solid blog.

not hannity said...

Ultimately Republicans presenting themselves as the political party of rich angry white males screaming at the world will not end favorably.