It's new and I already can't stand it.
How many times a day do I have to hear it before I punch?
"My I-phone has so many cool apps!'
"Facebook has the funniest apps!"
"Plenty of apps!"
"How many new apps come with that?"
And on and on.
Apps. Apps. Tech geeks love to use the fake word apps.
It's short for applications. Clever, huh? Apps.
Commercials. Print advertisments. Apps are everywhere.
And then the other apps:
"Hey...instead of dinner let's just grab a few apps!"
"I'm not really all that hungry...let's just have an app."
"Why don't we meet for some apps and discuss!"
And on and on. Fatties love apps. Apps in this instance is for appetizers.
So To Sum Up:
Please don't ever let me meet a fattie tech geek that is about to walk the Appalachian Trail.