Friday, February 13, 2009

Chevy you ignorant slut!



So General Motors did a horrible job making cars and saw their business go belly up.

So the USA somehow decided it was a good idea to bailout these losers by giving them billions of dollars.

Because...you know, it makes sense to give money to folks that have no idea how to spend it.


So the other night during the Grammy Awards General Motors decides to run an ad for this car (pictured above) The Chevy Volt.


YOU KNOW....THE FRIGGIN' CAR THAT DOESN'T EXIST AND ISN'T FOR SALE!!!!

THEY SPENT OUR MONEY TO ADVERTISE AN IMAGINARY CAR!!!!

'A CONCEPT CAR'

And nobody complains!!

SO TO SUM UP:

Chevy is even dumber than Chevy Chase.

Or something.

4 comments:

Suk Itdetroit said...

nodding head in agreement and want to add....what mks the gov't think that people will buy a car from a co. that has 1)confessed to insolvency and 2) frivolously spent their $ on compensation pkgs for the top level mgmt?

btw, i just bought a Japanese car. I love it. The car before this one was from JP. Our 2nd (family) car is also from JP and the next one will be too.

Ironically, 2 of my JP cars were actually built in America unlike the Prius or the majority of GM's product line.

Cake said...

Canada's had the Chevy Volt for a year now. Losers!

Lois Lane said...

I used to drive a Chevette. I loved that car, even if it was like driving a red tin can down the highway.

Not the Beatles said...

-Drive My Car That's Not Even In Production

-(Not) Fixing a Bottomless Hole

-Happiness is a Real Car

-GM is a Loser

-Maxwell's Silver Scammer