Friday, February 27, 2009

Fat Marlboro



How many times in your life have you wanted to do something but then for some reason you didn't do it?

Fat Marlboro.

Last night we're getting dinner.

The wait staff brings out mine. Then Hoag's.

Hoag had a big old pork chop.

And he looked at me.

HOAG: "I'm gonna pick up this pork chop and play it like a banjo."

But he didn't.

Fat Marlboro.

6 comments:

Cake said...

So to sum up:

Hoag's a sissy?

cousin saul said...

Hoagy's a ham?

cousin saul said...

o h great...now I'm in the mood for a ham and cheese hoagy

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Gay.

Lois Lane said...

Lucy in the Sky With Pork Chops

All You Need is Ham

Eleanor Pigby

A Ham and Cheese Hoagie said...

Saul, dear, don't you have a blog to be writing?