Monday, February 16, 2009

Racist post #147



So the other night we're out to eat in the whitest town in America.

At the whitest restaurant in America.

Mostly because they have good food.

And then I spot a black guy sitting at the bar and decide to comment on it just because the guy seemed out of place.

Here is that conversation:

ME: "There is a black guy at the bar."

HOAG: "Well....someone has to do the dishes."

The Blonde: "You guys stop it right now!"

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So To Sum Up:

There was a black guy at the bar. In the whitest town in America. At the whitest restaurant. And Hoag got scolded.

13 comments:

Cake would NEVER say this said...

Maybe he was the cook...could you taste black spit in your food?

A Zebra said...

RACIST!

The Beatles said...

- Old Black Shoe
- Negrowegian Wood
- Lucy Bein' Fly with the Diamonds
- Ob-la-yo, Ob-la-yo
- I Want to Hold Your Bling

Black Beatles said...

-Black In the USSR

-Yo Dude

-Be Letting It

-Get Black

-Here Comes The Cops

-When I'm Sixty Fo

Negro Beatles said...

-Hep!

-The Ballad Of John and Yo Yo Yo

-Ticket to Lowride

More Black Beatles said...

- Twist and Rap
- Back in the G-H-E-T-T-O
- Lovely Negrita (no, wait...)
- Ticket to Racial Profile

The Blacker Beatles said...

- I Want to Hold Yer Bitch

Stones Not Getting It said...

Brown Sugar!

Beat Ls said...

Ax Me Why

Lovely Tito

Mean Mr. Malcolm X

Can't Steal Me Love

Sumptun'

Blackles said...

Ticket to Car Jack

Eight Isaac Hayes a Week

You're Going to Lose that Afro

Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Porch Monkey

Blackles II said...

I see the sheer genius of "Everybody's got something to hide except me and my porch monkey" intimidated everyone else out of commenting.

I'm awesome!

Sy-Phillis said...

Wake up! It's "black hiftory monfh." Don't you be making racist comments.

Cake said...

Yawn.