It's a gas, gas, gas!
Happy Birthday to The Elements of Style. It continues to rock my world.**Yes, I do lead a dull life. However, it is a great lil' book. Packs a wallop.
So Strunk and White walk into a bar:BARKEEP: "What'll you have t'day?STRUNK: "Do you mean 'What beverage would I like to consume today?"WHITE: "Bush's Fault!"
E.B. White had the Tourette's?Joke fix:So Strunk and White walk into a bar:OUCH!Golf applause for Sparkle!
So Strunk and White walk into a Barr:STRUNK: "Hey Rosanne!"WHITE: "That should be: 'Hello, Rosanne'STRUNK: "Whateva...get offa my ass!"
You two do know that that's a picture of the Twin Towers and not Strunk and White, correct?
IANO: Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Golf applause for IANO!RB: No. I believe that Strunk is on the left.
Strunk and White walk into a bar.BARKEEP: ::polishes a glass::STRUNK: "How are you today, fine sir?"BARKEEP: "Good."STRUNK: "Get him, White."WHITE: ::bludgeons barkeep while shouting, "WELL! You're WELL! Unless you're telling us that you're a good person! FINE would be okay, too!"
Toss a :: on the end of that, wouldja? Thanks!
p.s.Nice shot of the New World Trade Center. Glad they got 'em rebuilt in time for the tenth anniversary this August!
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Time for a new post, slackah.
So Strunk and White walk into a barn:BUSTY FARMER'S DAUGHTERS: Ain't no way we ain't never gonna give you some hot lovin'!STRUNK: You take the short one, I'll take the fat one.WHITE: I feel faint. Double negatives! Oh, the double negatives. *swoons*STRUNK: I hate you.
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