Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I'm fast and easy with the compliments

ME: "I'm glad you didn't end up being a pig."

WIFEY: "That's a compliment?"

ME: "Yes."

8 comments:

Sparkle Plenty said...

Then she, of course, replied that she's glad you didn't turn into a cranky old geezer! And, she grabbed you by the collar and leaned...

What? She didn't say she's glad you didn't turn into a cranky old geezer?

Uh-oh.

Cake said...

"I'm fast and easy"

And not shy about sharing, either, apparently. Huh.

Kathy said...

Iano, you smooth talker you.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

The ladies love it when you call 'em Not Pigs.

Kathy said...

or Not Dogs

Heavy Helen said...

Nobody's ever called me a Not Pig.

Cake said...

I just realized this post means IANO gave in to The Blonde.

I hope he doesn't miss his manhood too much...

Clinky said...

In the "Political" version of "I am not any Oprah," it would go something like this:

ME: "I'm glad you didn't end up being a pig."

SASHA OBAMA: "That's a compliment?"

ME: "Yes."