Monday, March 02, 2009

Jesus was really just a tiny little man and this photo proves it

18 comments:

Cake said...

Awwwwww, he was so cute! How could you nail someone up who's so goddamn cute!?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

With a hammer.

Cake said...

Har!

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

Sparkle Plenty said...

I dunno...I suspect that photo might have been doctored. He parted his hair differently, as I recall. This is the real guy--any March madness team would be happy to have him, too:
http://nowscape.com/rio/2000_Harald_Rio_XL_Jesus.jpg

What's that? NO that's NOT Gandalf!

A March Madness Hater said...

I hate March Madness.

not hannity said...

It's a miracle! I must worship it!

Sparkle Plenty said...

March Madness Hater is mad at--not about--March Madness.

Clinky's March Madness Modok rocks.

A March Mad Hatter said...

Did someone call me?

Oh. Sorry. I got confused.

A March Madness Hater Clarification said...

Modoks are awesome...March madness basketball is annoying.

March Madness Basketball said...

Oh, sure. Go ahead. Crucify me. I'll bounce back, damn you! I'll bounce back!

The Tiny John Lennon said...

The Tiny Beatles are bigger than the Tiny Jesus!

Tiny Tim said...

I could take Tiny Jesus in a fair fight.

Tiny Don Ho said...

Tiny, tiny bubbles!

Horroru (Joe O) said...

Hard to tell from that picture...
Is it really that Jesus was so tiny or that Andre the Giant was so big?

Just curious said...

I wonder what they used for the cross? Popsicle sticks?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Absolutely--popsicle sticks! I totally remember that project from fifth grade art class.

Let it be noted that a vital blogger rule has been rent in two on this day of infamy: "Article 9, Codicil 7 of the Posting Treaty of Aught Nine: "And so it is writ that Cakie and IANO cannot BOTH go fishing and post-eth-not on the same day. Verily, that would go down in history as a very gay thing, an irretrievably, irrevocably very gay* thing.

*Gay in the way that IANO overuses the word...

SMITE! I smiteth this "gone fishing" blog!

Well, not really, but I do slap at it peevishly with my freakishly small hands, as if ineffectually shooing a gnat.

Yes. I think I'm done now.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I'm not Gone Fishing.

I just love Tiny Jesus.

And when I say Gay I mean lame.

Not homosexual.

When I want to say homoesexual I say homosexual.

Or something.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Meh. I don't see a new post. I mean Tiny Jesus is all right by me--I have the big love for the little guy and his popsicle sticks--but ipso facto, you went fishing by default (going by boat is faster) and just didn't put your sign out.

And: What's that? By "That's gay" you mean "That's merry!"? Zoinks!You breezy lil' pep-spreading monkey, you!