Friday, March 20, 2009

Retard bowling



>>>>>WASHINGTON (March 19) -- Bowling just isn't President Barack Obama's game.
Appearing on "The Tonight Show," the president told host Jay Leno he'd been practicing at the White House's bowling alley but wasn't happy with his score of 129

Then he rolled a gutter ball by quipping: "It was like the Special Olympics or something.">>>>>>>>>>>


(Hey...you voted for him, not me)

24 comments:

Cake said...

I voted for him!? Really?

Cool.

W. Kovacs said...

Ok. You hate Obama.

So, when the people look up and shout "Save us!"... should Bush whisper "no."

Retired in Crawford, Tx said...

Why would I save a world I no longer have any stake in?

Darth Cheney said...

An attack on one is an attack on all of us.

Rovschach said...

Rove's Journal: November 4th 2008. Tonight, the GOP died in the USA

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dear Kovacs,

I don't hate Obama. I hate you.

Obama made fun of tards...I made fun of Obama.

But maybe now we'll just turn into a We Hate Kovacs blog.

Tard.

Walter said...

Your ear looks yummy. C'mere

The Question said...

Kovacs stole my gig!

Sparkle Plenty said...

I'm so confused. Why do you hate Kojak? He loves you, baby!

Kathy said...

As a germophobe...I have to wonder about the O's willingness to play a sport where you don't wear your own shoes. eww ick eww

Does anyone else think he's really, really odd looking? The ears, the really small teeth, too much gum when he smiles?

Maverick Randomness said...

His ankle is freakishly small.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

You know what they say about men with small ankles...

Cake said...

...small socks?

Cake said...

...they aren't related to Hillary?

Cake said...

...they accessorize their shoes with tassels to draw attention away from the ankles?

i ain't no 'tard said...

It was a dumb idiotic, stupid thing to say! Obama should admit it and apologize to the Special Olympics!

Oh, wait. He already did those things.

President Obama admitted he made a mistake and apologized. So he's already one-up on Bush in that department!

And please, Bush is not "retired in Crawford"! He lives in a Dallas 'burb now. That faux cowboy will never set foot on the Crawford ranch ever again I bet!

A. Poulet said...

I guess this is why IANO stayed away from politics for awhile...

I Ain't No Oprah said...

It actually WASN'T a dumb thing to say.

It was funny.

He's shouldn't have apologized!

SACK UP, BARACK!

Corky said...

I'd cut off my enlarged head to bowl a 129.

beatles said...

Bowl Over Beethoven

When I Bowl 164

Sparkle Plenty said...

Wild! I've just been noticing that lots of men have very dainty ankles. It's like an anticankle epidemic. Are they "Pinkles?" Are they "Minimankles?" I'm not sure what they are, but they're out there. Boy, they're out there.*

*Yes, apparently I do spend a lot of time staring at men's feet.

Oh. Should be playing Beatles Game.

Uh.

Here Comes The Strike?

Cake said...

So to sum up:

Sparkle has an ankle fetish?

p.s.

- I Wanna Hold Your Ball (umm...)
- Strike Me Do (hmmm...)
- Old Red and Blue and Green Shoe
- Happiness is a Warm Gutter
- Don't Knock Me Down
- I'll Follow the Spare
- Why Don't We do it in the Alley

Sparkle Plenty said...

No! I'm just a noticer! A noticey noticer!

Lucy In The Sky With Duckpins?

Anonymous said...

Lucy in the Sky with 5 Pins.

All non-tard bowlers, with their veryownshoes,thankyou, know sparing a 5-pin is lucky.

Bushy lives in the elite area of Dallas and shops at Elliot's hardware. They don't sell bowling shoes there.