Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Craigslist Killer

Have you heard about this douche?

Well...it's all over the news.

Turns out he also has a free bureau if anybody wants it.

44 comments:

Beatles said...

Norwegian Wood (This bureau is free)

Cake said...

I heard he posted in the Missed Connections area, too:

"Me, a crazy little man with a gun. You, the masseuse smart enough to skip our appointment."

Doctor Obvious said...

Happiness is a Warm Gun

Beatles said...

I Want To Hold Your Severed Head

All You Need Is Duct Tape, Lime, A Shovel, and a Good Blade.

More Beatles said...

Sexy Serial Killer?

Serial Beatles said...

When I'm 64 Murders Better than Jack the Ripper?

Cake said...

Eight Slays a Week

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Eleanor Rigormortis

Bloody Beatles said...

Got to Get You Onto My Knife

Doctor Less Obvious said...

Dead Stripper?

cousin saul said...

Rocky Raccoon?

Bleedles said...

Shallow Submarine

More More Beatles said...

Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except me and my Bloody Monkey Wrench

Carjacked Beatles said...

Drive My Car (With Me In the Trunk)

Doctor Obvious Again said...

All You Need is Death

Eight-time serial killer said...

OctoCorpses Garden

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Asphyxiating a Whore

Cake said...

The Continuing Story of Bludgeoning Broads

Sparkle Plenty said...

I'll Follow The Son of Sam
The Long and Winding Road to Life with No Chance of Parole

Sparkle Plenty said...

Doctor Robber

Mr. Peeps said...

AxeMan

Albert DeSalvo said...

You Really Got A Choke Hold On Me

Doctor Really Reaching Now said...

Sgt Sniper's Bloody Hearts Clubbed Band?

Jack the Rippah said...

Lovely Rippah

The Victim said...

Leave My Kitchen Knife Alone

Tv Watcher said...

Back on the C.S.I.?

anony said...

Misch....HELL!

One Syllable Dan said...

Slay Nude.

J. Dahmer said...

To Gnaw Her Is To Love Her

This could be better Beatles said...

Lucy in the Lye with Deadness

Anonymous said...

Sweet Gorge Ya Brown

I'm runnin' out of ideas said...

The Ballad of John Wayne Gacy and Yoko

Impartial Observer said...

I think "Eight Slays a Week" is the best.

A different impartial observer said...

Me too.

An equally impartial observer said...

Definitely.

Pop Tater said...

Yesterdie

Jeff said...

Lady Madahmer

Tater Tots said...

Now I'm hungry!!!

Charlie said...

I Wanna Be Your Manson

Marilyn said...

We're really going to let Manson have the last word?? REALLY?

I can't believe we missed this one said...

Maxwell's Silver Hammer

Frequent Flyer said...

Murder's Mystery Tour

This is better said...

Maxwell's Silver Ballpeen Hammer

This one's even better said...

Maxwell's Bloody Hammer