Monday, June 08, 2009

Bongo Dead, Bongo liked Sheriff Bart.

From the news reports it appears Bongo is dead.

Who is Bongo you ask?

Bongo was Africa's longest ruling leader.

Where did he rule you ask?

He ruled Gabon.

What is Gabon you ask?

Not a fucking clue.

But Bongo is dead.

("Candygram for Bongo, Candygram for Bongo...")

1 comment:

Cake said...

I liked Bongo's cameo movie roles...and he did an awesome Elvis impression.

World-renowned philanthropist, too.

I'm surprised you haven't heard of him.