Thursday, June 04, 2009
My money maker.
Do we all agree that people with tattoos are cooler than those of us without tattoos?
Tattoos scream cool, correct?
And cool is cool, correct?
And the word correct is cool, correct?
My surefire way of making huge dollars?
But IANO you ask, tattoos have existed for centuries...how will YOU make money from such an ancient art?
I'll tell you.
What is the number one drawback of a tattoo?
(besides the ink being soaked into your skin and the pain?)
It's basically permanent (except for costly procedures that remove tattoos)
But YOUR tattoo is special. You'll never want to get rid of it.
And then there are guys like me.
Oh...I want to be cool...but am I cool enough for a tattoo?
I think not.
This is where my money making scheme comes in.
Tattoos done with invisible ink!
No more long sleeves at the business meeting.
No more explaining what JENNIFER is doing on my arm to AMY.
No more color clashing.
No more explaining 'what my tattoo means' when clearly it's something private that I don't want to talk about.
Invisible Ink Tattoos. $50.00.
Make sure you ask to see mine next time we meet...it's a tiger drinking some hooch!