Friday, June 05, 2009

Rent-A-Crate

So this morning I'm toolin' down the Pike and I spot a RENT-A-CRATE truck also toolin' down the Pike.

On the back of the truck were the immortal words (or ad copy...or something)

'Tired of boxes? Rent a crate!'

And I thought.

And thought.

Am I tired of boxes?

Are you tired of boxes?

Is this whole courtroom tired of boxes?

Is anybody really tired of boxes?

I don't think so.

Though I might not be in love with boxes, I'm certainly not tired of them.

Not yet anyhow.

But if I was tired of boxes I suppose I'd rent a crate.

Or maybe a bag.

Or something.

10 comments:

Sparkle Plenty said...

Crates are the new pirates.

ninja said...

I doubt that.

Canadian Bake-Tress said...

Even if one did rent a crate, would you just throw everything in the crate? No. You would box it up nicely and put it in the crate, stacking it in a well organized manner.

box said...

Yes.

pork luck said...

Isnt a crate a big box?

Box Lover said...

I'm tired of crates.

Sparkle Plenty said...

You're all washed up, ninja. Dinosaurs are the new you. It just got updated in the official record.

Mike Tyson said...

I wish I was a crater.

Anonymous said...

We are not getting out of this depression anytime soon. Its going to get a lot worse for most of us. It didn't have to be this way. Greed ruins everything. If you don't believe it, then ask any professor of economics.

"As mass production has to be accompanied by mass consumption; mass consumption, in turn, implies a distribution of wealth -- not of existing wealth, but of wealth as it is currently produced -- to provide men with buying power equal to the amount of goods and services offered by the nation's economic machinery. Instead of achieving that kind of distribution, a giant suction pump had by 1929-30 drawn into a few hands an increasing portion of currently produced wealth. This served them as capital accumulations. But by taking purchasing power out of the hands of mass consumers, the savers denied to themselves the kind of effective demand for their products that would justify a reinvestment of their capital accumulations in new plants. In consequence, as in a poker game where the chips were concentrated in fewer and fewer hands, the other fellows could stay in the game only by borrowing. When their credit ran out, the game stopped."

Marriner Eccles, FDR's Chairman of the Federal Reserve Bank - 1959

In other words, the first Great Depression was caused by greed. The rich couldn't settle for reasonable pay. They had to have more and more and more. That caused a giant shift in buying power from the majority to the rich. When the majority lost their buying power, they lost their ability to support the economy. Einstein said basically the same thing in 1949.

Its even worse now. Ordinary people havn't only lost their relative buying power. They have also lost their savings, home values, pensions, and benefits. This has been happening gradually for the last 30 years. Meanwhile, the rich have become super incredibly rich. The richest 500 Americans are worth about 2 trillion dollars. More than the bottom 40% of American housholds combined. The richest 1 percent are worth about 17 trillion dollars. More than the bottom 98% of American households combined. Thats just insane. I don't care how much work for humanity the rich claim to do. Its nothing but a cover for their own greed. We don't need anymore rich people to create jobs or make donations for charity. We need them to get reasonable about how much money and assets they keep for themselves.

Don't believe their excuse about paying more income taxes. They don't pay enough. For every tax they pay, they get an obscene profit, bailout, or kickback from our government to cover it. We had a progressive tax system that worked for over 40 years. It prevented too much wealth from accumulating at the top. In 1976, the middle 80% owned about 2/3 of America's total wealth. Reagan lowered taxes for the rich. Bush lowered them again. Now, the richest 5% own about 2/3 of America's total wealth. The lower 95% own about 1/3. America's wealth has been transfered from poor to rich again. Now, we have another depression.

Don't believe it when the rich claim to be getting poorer. Property values have gone down for everyone. Thats because of the concentration of wealth and income. When the economy slows down, property values tank. So when rich people complain about lower net worth, its a trick. They still have the same buying power on average.

Everything that is happening with the economy is happening because too much wealth has been taken away from the majority and concentrated into the private vaults of rich people. The same ones on TV telling us how much they want to help the world. Its a big lie. Just another way to promote their own business and get more of our money. Rich people don't want to help the world. They want to own it.

Now, the economy is ruined. Obama can't fix it because the rich won't let him. There will be no bailout for the people because the ones with all the money won't settle for less. They want more. Its going to get a lot worse. Say goodbye to the American dream and hello to the American nightmare.

Please copy and spread the word.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I'll get right on that, Cochise.

(though I won't copy and past...I'll retype it and fix all of your factual errors)