So last night me and Wifey are watching one of our favorite shows.
Said show includes:
Vampires that recycle.
Vampires that shop at the mall.
Shape-Shifter's that own restaurants.
Vampires that get their hair tinted.
A Goddess of Love or gluttony or something.
Human on Vampire sex.
Vampire on human sex.
Homesexual vampires that just want to watch TV.
Drug use, voodoo priestess.
Drunken cops. Torture chambers.
Mass marketed 'tru-blood' for those vampires that don't want to kill.
...and on and on and on.
All of a sudden in last night's episode what appears to be a savage minotaur shows up and slashes one of the gals to shreads.
Here is what Wifey said:
"Now that's stupid!"