Wednesday, July 01, 2009
Four Mature Adults Only
So last night I join Wifey and Laverne at a restaurant for dinner.
They got there about an hour before me and were half way thru eating by the time I showed up.
Small talk. Greetings.
The waiter comes up to me asks what I'd like.
I'm not overly hungry so I just order a hamburger and fries.
I tell the waiter:
"Just the burger and fries...no garnish! No onion, no tomato, no pickle...just beef and bun."
And then all of sudden Wifey chimes in with:
"I'll have his pickle!"
And then the four mature adults....a total of almost 200 years of life experience....start to giggle because Wifey wants my pickle.
Dinner goes well. Conversation, a few laughs.
Do I need to mention that Wifey barely touched my pickle?