Thursday, July 16, 2009

Last night...House of Pizza

::dials phone::

HOUSE OF PIZZA: "House of Pizza...pick up or delivery?"

ME: "I'll pick-up...I'll have a pepperoni pizza."

HOUSE OF PIZZA: "That'll be about 10 or 15 minutes...name?"

ME: "Steve. Thanks."

HOUSE OF PIZZA: "Thank you."

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SO TO SUM UP:
I got nothing. GET OFFA MY LAWN!

17 comments:

Cake said...

It's too bad they were out of pepperoni when you finally got there after the high speed police chase and the ninjas and the saving that little old lady from the fire and stuff, eh?

(Just spicing it up for ya a little.)

Sparkle Plenty said...

Bamboo.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Ernie Kovacs

Cake said...

Sparkle:

Tapdancing elephants!

Lois Lane said...

Pepperoni? That's what she said.

The Beatles said...

Non Sequitur Sadie

Sparkle Plenty said...

All I wanted was a Fresca, just one Fresca!

Cake said...

I don't think a chipmunk would actually do that.

Joe Doherty said...

Sometimes a little ain't enough.

Probably not Hoagy said...

I like cheese.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Boxcars!

House of Pizza said...

"Special sauce."

The Silver Fox said...

Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?

Cake said...

If I ever have a goldfish, I'm going to name him DENNY CRANE.

The Silver Fox said...

What, after the Beatles song?

Horroru said...

"I like the Tin Man."

Cake said...

One day I might order something other than green curry when I do Thai food for lunch. Maybe.