It's a gas, gas, gas!
But do you wanna have sex with her?
That's adorable.Does she enjoy having a girl for a dad?
NO! That's not a tear in my eye! It's my new contact lenses! It's the sun! It's conjunctivitis! (*sniffles mightily*)Having two moms is way cool! Twice the clothes to borrow--although she's probably not that into your crocs and capris.
Nice outfit, though.
actually you quoted me wrong. I believe my response was I love you ALMOST as much as pizza
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