It's a simple plan.
Most of our clothes are made overseas, correct?
So lets change up sizing.
We'll send design changes to the factories in Taiwan and China and Pakistan etc.
A man's dress shirt that would normally be an extra-large...now label it small. They will think we're HUGE!
A normally XXL shirt?? Label it medium. They will tremble.
These dumb ass countries will think Americans are GIANTS and POWERFUL and they will leave us alone. ("Amelicans berry big, berry strong")
Excuse me while I wash in my own genius.
We'll also change female dress sizes to a minimum of 40. Keep the bastards from wanting our women.
God Bless America.