It's a gas, gas, gas!
Anyone whose first two names are "David" and "Michael" is a Male Slut. I oughtta know.
Male slut = redundant.
Top Ten Reasons I Slept With Dave1. He told me there was something in my underwear.2. I find big ears attractive.3. I got lost on the Late Night set and slept on his couch.4. He promised me a bologna on rye sandwich afterwards.5. I thought he was the famous rapper Snoop Dave.6. I used him to get to Paul.7. It was in my contract.8. That gap in his teeth mesmerized me.9. I though it was part of my bonus.10. What else is there to do Monday's after midnight?
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