It's a gas, gas, gas!
UNICEF is soooo last year...I didn't get asked even once. I did, however, get folks asking for donations to the food bank...kids these days have their priorities all wrong, I tell ya. Losers.
You're a chicken pie!
Dear Lois's kids,GET OFFA MY LAWN!!Actually I don't mind UNICEF but when I asked the guilty party what UNICEF was he had no idea.Neither do I.
Doesn't UNICEF stand for A Company Making Everything?No, wait...CHICKEN PIE!
Jak-El asked me last night if we could do that "money in a box" thing next year, but kinda lost interest when I told him he didn't get to keep the money.So obviously, my kids have their priorities straight
@SilverFox; You're a chicken pie!
@Lois's Kids' Mom: Chicken pie or not, this year I tried a variation on the "money in a box" thing, calling my phony charity the "David Fund." "And how old is this David?" they'd ask. "Almost 53... umm... months."BTW, Lois's Kids' Mom, I'm glad they don't say "chicken pot pie." That might mean they were into marijuana, and stuff.
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