It's a gas, gas, gas!
Millar Damon CurtYou stupid stupid JewOn Base Percentage?
My dear Red Sox teamWhy not use my Juan instead?Love, Epstein's Mother(This haiku is proofthat I'm really very old...used to watch Kotter.)
Yay! Day two of bad poetry and me with little work to do!
Yay! It Is Day TwoBad Poems Run Rampant...HEY!Cake will join in now?
I got distracted by the folks who pay me, eh?Unbelievable!
Theo Epstein, dork!Absent the day brains issued.Go play in traffic.
A leaf in a streamHas more intelligent thoughts Than our man Theo
Says the koi, always calm:"I freaking hate that loser!"Splash, he vanishes.
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