Monday, December 14, 2009

Vomit on Blitzen

Every year someone comes up with something for a car that makes me mental.

Yellow ribbons.

Anything with a slash thru it.

Baby on Board signs.

Fake bullet holes.

The little shades so the baby doesn't get sun in his eyes. (Babies like sun in their eyes!!)

Wreaths on the front of car.

And on and on.

Stop it.

Especially this:

We know your car isn't really a reindeer.



Beetles said...

Martha My Reindeer

Drive My Reindeer Car

Antler Time At All

Sparkle Plenty said...

Are you sure that ain't a reindeer? Is there a Santa On Board sign?

Cake said...

Your car looks great, time use a picture that DOESN'T show your licence plate if you wanna fool us.

Santa Beatles said...

Rocky Reindeer

Eight Reindeer a Wing

Reindeers have stupid names said...

And Your Blitzen Can Fly?

I mean, really stupid names said...

Rudy in the Sky with Diamonds and Toys and Electronics and Misfit Toys and...

Anonymous said...

Norwegian Wood (This Deer Has Flown)

paul howley said...

A special version of a "no-prize" to anyone who can name all of the reindeer mentioned in the famous song, "Rudolph The Red-Nose Reindeer." Ready????....Go!

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"Every year someone comes up with something for a car that makes me mental."

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(How'd I miss this before?!)

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