Monday, February 15, 2010

'zilla!




DUMB FIFTY YEAR OLD: "Wow...that's a great Godzilla!"

ME: "Yup."

DUMB FIFTY YEAR OLD: "Kids must love him."

ME: "Yup."

DUMB FIFTY YEAR OLD: "Is he a real dinosaur?"

ME: "Nope."

DUMB FIFTY YEAR OLD: "Where did he come from?"

ME: "I think from an atomic bomb somewhere off the coast of Japan."

DUMB FIFTY YEAR OLD: "You mean it's a real thing??"

ME: "No....it was from a movie."

DUMB FIFTY YEAR OLD: "What movie?"

ME: "Godzilla."

4 comments:

Dumb 50 year old said...

Was the movie based on a real event, though?

Japanese guy said...

Godzirra scales me!

Sparkle Plenty said...

Best post ever!

cleric in de nort' countree said...

Is Godzilla anything like Godjehovah? Ii yes, he are an asshore.