Saturday, March 27, 2010
The Horror Is Coming!
Buds on the trees.
The horror coming.
The temps have to get a bit warmer.
The horror is coming but we don't yet know in what guise.
It's coming soon.
I'm afraid. I have the Scaredy Cat Blues.
You know you've been planning and saving all winter.
What horrible trendy fashion statement are you bitches gonna bring this year?
We've been thru a decade of crocs and capris. Pajama jeans and skinny jeans.
What'll be this year, Girly-girls?
What terrible thigh thickening fashion faux pas do you have up your sleeve or leg or stocking?
"VIBRANT COLORS ARE IN!!"
"AS SEEN ON OPRAH!"
"BAGGY IN THE BUTT, TIGHT ON THE CALVES! THEY WAY YOU LIKE THEM!"
We all know it's coming.
You'll flip through the racks. Look at the window displays.
You'll actually believe THAT YOU CAN PULL THIS LOOK OFF!!!
But you can't.
You will look thick.
I will hate it.
You will buy and wear it anyhow.
I will long for the days of old, the days of capris and crocs and Juicy sweats.
SO TO SUM UP:
I will be wearing Levis and faded shirts. And my lucky fishing shirt.