Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The Old Guy and his comic books

THE OLD GUY: "Other than having no covers, these babies are in mint condition."

ME: "Why did you take the covers off?"

THE OLD GUY: "We liked the covers the best."

ME: "Were you in Vietnam?"


Charey said...

Charey say, "You not make fun of Viet Nam."

Clinky said...

THE OLD GUY: "So, you heard Obama's health care plan passed."

ME: "That's right. Get in the van, we're putting you to sleep."

Sparkle Plenty said...

1) To get old guys in the van, you must lure them with old man bait, such as horehound drops and honeygar.
2) More Old Guy, please! Old Guy is boffo! Darn tootin' the covers are the best!

Dr. Obviousagain said...

Centre of the universe!!!