Wednesday, March 24, 2010


So I'm watching a show the other night called The Pacific.

In one scene they show a Marine chugging down a can of peaches.

Shortly afterwards he vomits up said peaches.

And of course his fellow Marines dub him 'Peaches'


ME: "I want you to start calling me Peaches."

WIFEY: "I'm not calling you Peaches."

ME: "Why not?"

WIFEY: "Because you can't pick your own nickname."

ME: "Why not?"

WIFEY: "Because."

ME: "What was your nickname growing up?"

WIFEY: "I don't remember."

ME: "You remember. What was the first concert you ever went to?"

WIFEY: "I don't remember."


You Missed an Obvious Punchline said...

IANO: "Why did you marry me?
Wife: "I don't remember."

I know I have a 'tell' said...

That's impressive, especially given the size of peach tins in the States!

Sparkle Plenty said...

Yo! Peaches! What DO sushi and coins have in common?

Peaches said...

They is both roooooolled!

Cake said...

I'm glad to know it's spider season.

*puts on spiderproof outfit*