Monday, April 26, 2010

Stephen Hawkings: Genius or Retard?


>>>>>>CBSNEWS.COM: In a new documentary for British television, Hawking warns that communicating with intelligent alien lifeforms could be "too risky."

He speculates most extraterrestrial life will be similar to microbes, or small animals - but adds that advanced lifeforms may be "nomads, looking to conquer and colonize." <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<


I'm guessing that when the "aliens" come down to earth they're gonna be looking to "conquer" and "colonize" creepy little freaks that are trapped in wheelchairs and can only move their eyelashes.

Stephen Hawkings: Smartest man on the planet?

I'm pretty sure that's a big no.

Have some Cocoa Puffs, Steve...

22 comments:

Geniuses Can Be Friggin' Idiots, Too said...

Looks like the good Professor thinks "V" was a news report.

Grumpypants said...

Pretty sure IANO is jealous, here. Of a guy in a wheelchair.

Huh.

Though this guy does have a way with women so...

smartypants in de nort' countree said...

Shouldn't that be "geniuses or retards, ianos, you moron?

Cake said...

"Hawking," retahd.

Did I already make this joke? said...

"Hey Buddy!
I can see the shape and size of your penis in those tight sweatpants."

IANO is checking out other men, pass it on!

Sparkle Plenty said...

Stephen Hawkings: Intelligent Alien Lifeform or 85% Douchebag?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Sparkle Plenty: Intentional Misspeller or Retard?

(Retard)

ParaBeatles said...

Baby You're a Crip, Man

Back in the C.H.A.I.R.

Help (I Fell Out of my Chair)

Why Don't We do it in the Chair

Happiness is a Warm Gimp

Anonymous said...

Paraplegicback Writer

Anonymous said...

Please Paralyze Me?

Anonymous said...

I Saw Her Lying There

Okay, I'm done said...

I'm Happy Just to Drag Myself Around on the Floor With You

Anonymous said...

I thought we were making fun of The Hawk because he's retarded and thinks 'aliens' are gonna try to 'conquer' us.

I had no idea we were supposed to make fun of him because he is in a wheelchair.

(aliens crippled him)

Anonymous said...

Considering his name is Stephen Hawking, not "Hawkings" and has achieved more than any of you dolts ever will, who is the real retard here?

Anonymous said...

v should be appreciating him he is real source of inspiration

Anonymous said...

I like the way he bags god and deities when clearly he would have no idea at all being limited to the knowledge of mankind at a certain point in time. He strikes me as someone all upset with what he cannot understand or theorise about. A pretty closed mind in my book. And Kudos to him for creating a following and making a mint out of RETARDS.

Anonymous said...

Considering his name is Stephen Hawking, not "Hawkings" and has achieved more than any of you dolts ever will, who is the real retard here?


Yet there he sits still in his wheelchair looking like both a dolt and a retard. What did he achieve again ? A letter, an award ROFL. Talking wheelchair on steroids that makes retards worship him. Idiots.

Yeah he has changed the world for retards allright. His pocketing all their money.

Hey Ooo gee I am in a wheelchair. I have a lot of time on my hands I know I shall ponder the universe and come up with theories and some BS. Nothing any other person couldn't do who had all the time he has on his hands or butt to be politically correct.

Anonymous said...

Just to add and stay on topic he certainly aint no retard. Great business man and entrepreneur Bloody oaf.

Genius no. Scammer ? bloody oaf. Nothing like milking real retards for there worship and hard earned cash. Sort of like the David Koresh of the atheist religion.

Anonymous said...

The guy who wrote this is probably retarded himself and trolls other retards to feel better. Just because Stephen Hawkings has had more of a sex life than you does not mean you have to ridicule him.

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