Sunday, December 12, 2010

Dolores

I'm at a family Christmas party last night.

Here is part of a conversation:

---

GIRL COUSIN: "Do you have a vulva?"

ME: "No...I have a penis."

GIRL COUSIN: "I said do you have a Volvo...you're blocking Billy in the driveway."

ME: "Yes....I will go move it."

3 comments:

Cake not signed in said...

Girl cousin to other family member while you were out moving the car:

"Didn't we agree we weren't going to invite him this year??"

Unclear on the Concept said...

Your penis was blocking Billy in the driveway?

Wan Stahr said...

Not unless Billy's car was very, very small.