Thursday, March 03, 2011

Starfucker

So a few minutes ago these two older women come in wanting me to donate to their church raffle.

It's a common thing. Boy scouts. The Fire Dept. Police.

The local colleges. High schools.

Everybody is raising money for something.

I usually donate a gift certificate. Or something.

So the two ladies start giving me their sales pitch.

I'm not really paying attention to what's on the ipod.

It happened to be Starfucker by The Rolling Stones.

Two old ladies from church + The Rolling Stones singing Starfucker=I wish I was dead.

I think we all noticed at the same time. I shook my head. The gave fake smiles.

I didn't give them a gift certificate.

----SAMPLE LYRICS------

Yeah! You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star

Yeah, I heard about you Polaroid's
Now that's what I call obscene
Your tricks with fruit was kind a cute
I bet you keep your pussy clean
Honey, I miss your two tone kisses
Legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to New York, girl
Gonna make you scream all night

Yeah! You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
Yeah, a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star

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Thanks Mick!

6 comments:

The Beatles said...

Yeah! You're a star yellow submarine, star yellow submarine, star yellow submarine, star yellow submarine, star.....

The Monkees said...

The Last Train To Starfuckerville

Bob Dylan said...

::unintelligible::Fucker::unintelligible.

Charlie Sheen said...

This starfucker is WIINING!

Shirley Bassey said...

Star FUCKER
He's the man
The man
With the fucking touch

Tom Jones said...

What's New, Starfucker?