So a week or so ago I ask Wifey to get something at the store.
When I woke up in the morning (she was gone)she had left a note on the counter.
I will parapharse said note. Keep in mind that she wrote the note:
PLEASE LEAVE THIS NOTE ON THE COUNTER SO I WILL REMEMBER TO PICK UP WHAT YOU ASKED FOR.
So let's review:
I ask for something and she leaves me a note so she will remember.
And people wonder why I married her.