Monday, June 20, 2011

The guy wearing the turban in his suv.

So I'm driving to work and I spot this guy in a Land Cruiser.

He's wearing a turban.

Put those two things togther and for some reason my mind brings me to 9/11.

It just does.

Was the guy's SUV loaded with explosives?

Was he on his way to blow up The Hancock Building? The Ted Willaims tunnel?

I hate having these thoughts. They all take place within about fifteeen seconds. Usually I forget about them.

Not this time.

This guy I will probably remember for the rest of my life.

If I was gonna blow something up in America I certainly wouldn't wear my turban.

He did. He was practically flaunting it.

The fucker.

I drove side by side with him for maybe 4 seconds. No eye contact made.

He finally passed me.

I was prepared to write down his plate number.

Until I looked at said plate.

He had a vanity plate.

It read:

JAZZY1

The Taliban are going to kill us with Jazz.

2 comments:

Your grade 10 history teacher said...

"The Taliban are going to kill us with Jazz."

I always suspected it -- torturing us to death!

Your guy was probably a Sikh, if he was wearing a turban. Which makes him Hindu, not Muslim. The Muslims/Moslems, not the Hindus, wanna blow up Fenway Park and your favorite local restaurant.

Arthur Brown said...

I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE AND I TELL YOU

Listen to your history teacher.