Wednesday, June 29, 2011
The RAID on Antebbe
So the other day I'm putting a bag of trash in my trunk when I notice a few ants on the bag.
I take said bag and put it inside another plastic bag and then put back in trunk.
(I'm taking trash to a dumpster)
So I get to the dumpster about an hour later and I open up the trunk.
And not the good Jemima kind!
My trunk is covered in ants!! Tons of ants!
I go inside my shop and find a can of RAID and spray the crap out of my trunk.
I wipe it clean with a sponge.
I taught those bastards a big time lesson.
Stay outta my trunk, Ants!!
My day continues. Hours pass. Night nears.
My workday is done. I go out to my car.
I check the trunk. No ants.
Did I mention it was a steamy day?
I get in my car.
It's a freakin' oven in there with Zyklon B fumes choking me!!
It reeks of death in my car. It reeks of RAID!
I can hear the ants laughing at me.
Three days later my car is still a headache inducing deathmobile.
I have to drive with the windows down (those that know me know that I hate that!!)
This morning I covered the trunk with Arm and Hammer baking soda.
It did no good.
Some weird kinda chemsitry is going on in my trunk. It ain't good.
The ants still laugh.
I still have a RAID headache.