So I come home last night and give the signal to Wifey to give me a hug.
WIFEY: "No, you have dog all over you!"
ME: "I don't have dog all over me!"
But I take my shirt off anyhow (I still have a t-shirt on...calm down) and throw it on the counter and give the hug signal.
WIFEY: "NO! Now there is dog near the fruit!!"
ME: "No dog near the fruit."
So I take the shirt off the counter and toss it on the kitchen island. I give the hug signal.
WIFEY: "No! Now there is dog near the candle!
All the while the actual dog was just sitting on the floor.