Thursday, September 15, 2011

Don't BOGO this joint, my friend.

ME: "This hot chick came in the store the other day and started hitting on me."

DAUGHTER: "She was probably just trying to get a discount."


Madam Obvious said...

I love those jeans and that cotton shirt on you! Hubba, hubba!

So, can I get a discount?

Gay McLimpy said...

Was the "hot chick" named Hoagie?

Kathy said...

More importantly, did she close the door behind her?

Helen Keller said...

Is she blind?
Even I wouldn't hit on IANO, 'cuz he just feels ugly.