Monday, October 10, 2011

Does your cane really help you walk? And other observations and rants.


If you are confined to a wheelchair stop 'running' marathons. Okay?

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No legs? No skiing.

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No hands? No painting. If you hold the brush with your teeth your paintings are probably crap. Knock it off. Watch TV.


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Can't read? Don't ask for a price because you "forgot" your glasses for the 50th time. Okay? There is no shame in not being able to read. Oh, wait...yes there is.

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Don't like the way a certain dish is prepared at a restaurant? Order something else. Don't try to switch out the beef for lobster. It comes with carrots not peas. It has garlic in it. Loser.

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Don't ask for $20 in gas. Fill your tank up unless $20 worth will get you to your death.

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Don't dig in your purse for exact change. We will make change for you. You're holding things up!!! We hate you!

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Don't want those paper towels you were thinking of buying? Put them back where you got them from. They don't belong with the produce. I hate you!

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Honking your horn makes us all in a better mood. Thanks for your contribution. Not really. I hate you. I hate your horn. And your children. Don't get me started on your children.

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How much is that, you ask? Maybe THE PRICE STICKER WILL GIVE YOU A CLUE!!

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After you flush my toilet please look back into the bowl. Thank you.

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Do you flush the toilet at home? I didn't think so.

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It's an ounce of ink in a rare plastic cartridge. Yeah, that's worth $18.

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McRib is Back. We don't want onions or pickles on it. You got that, Ronald McDonald?

Nobody likes your ringtone. Especially at the volume you have it set at.

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3 comments:

So to sum up said...

So to sum up:

Someone's grumpy.

Bitchy Beatles said...

PS I Hate You

She Came In Through The Bathroom Window And I Just Wanted To Punch Her In The Face.

Fixing an A-Hole

I Want To Take A Hot Iron And Hold It On Your Hand

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