Tuesday, November 29, 2011

True Story Theatre

So this midget (dwarf? wee folk?) gal came in the store today.

She had on a plunging neckline showing off her substantial rack.

(The substantial rack has nothing to do with the story)

Here is the conversation.

ME: "Hi, how are you?"

WEE-DAME: "I'm fine, you?"

ME: "Great."

She then looked around the shop for a while.

ME: "Is there anything I can help you find?"

WEE-DAME: "I'm looking for something for my little brother."



L'il Beatles said...

Eight Dwarves a Week

Mean Mister Midget

I Want To Hold Your Misshapened Hand

Drive My Toy Car

Tiny tiny Beatles said...

Magical Midgety Tour

She Came In Through The Basement Window

Cake not signed in said...

This is my most favourite IANO ever.

Or at least this year.

Anonymous said...

I never comment but 1/2 bottle of wine and this has me hysterical..

Wee-Dame said...

"I got you a present at that store. You know, the one where that weirdo works who always tries to look down my shirt. What a perv."