Monday, January 30, 2012

Rubber rats (and liquor)

So a Chinese guy just came in the shop.

It's not important to the story that he was Chinese.

Here is the conversation:

CHINESE GUY: "Do you have any plastic snakes or rubber rats?"

ME: "I don't have any plastic snakes but I do have this one rubber rat."

:::shows him rubber rat:::

CHINESE GUY: "No, that won't do. It's too big."


The rubber rat was the size of a real rat.


Chinese Beatles said...

I'm a Roser

Anonymous said...

No small pianos... no plastic snakes.... what kind of a shop is that, anyway?

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