So a guy calls me the other day and asks if he can bring in some stuff to sell me.
I say sure. He brings it in.
Here is the conversation that followed.
HIM: "Well, it was good seeing you're still here."
ME: "Thanks...almost 29 years here."
HIM: "I haven't been in this store since Dan Levine worked here."
ME: "A Dan Levine never worked here."
HIM: "It was probably before your time."
ME: "Nope...I'm the owner, I know everybody that has ever worked here."
HIM: "You probably can't remember them all. No big deal."
ME: "Trust me, Dan Levine never worked here. Maybe you're thinking of another shop?"
HIM: "Nope, I used to come in all the time when Dan worked here."
ME: "Cool. Thanks for coming in. Tell Dan I said Hi."
So to sum up:
Dan Levine never worked here. I've never met a Dan Levine.