So I have a new crazy guy that comes in the shop.
Today he started spouting off on how TV is ruining people and society.
Then he said some weird bible verses.
Then he asked if he could massage my penis.
Here is the rest of the conversation:
ME: "YOU CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE THAT TO ME!!"
MASSAGE PENIS GUY: "I said nothing for you to show such outrage."
ME: "Yes you did! You can't talk like that in my store!"
MASSAGE PENIS GUY: "I said it the proper way."