Friday, May 11, 2012

Willy de Sade's Steakhouse and Gitmo Torture Shack

So we go out for steaks last night.

Great thick juicy steaks. Baked potatoes dripping in mouth watering butter.

Fresh bread and garlic.

Fantastic service. Lively bar scene.

And the tables of DEATH!!

These things had to have been designed byTorquemada himself!

The most uncomfortable tables in the history of dining!

They might have beem coated in acid and embedded with razor blade spikes!

We left screaming in pain!

But good steaks....

8 comments:

Beatles said...

A Hard Days Knife In My Back

When I'm 64 My Back Will Feel Better Than It Is Sitting In This Stupid Booth.

Cake not signed in said...

So to sum up:

Yer a pair of girls?

Proctologist from de nort' countree said...

You're supposed to sit at the tables, not on them, bozo.

I bet it was real nasty today, walking around with that T-bone jammed in your rear.

But I really don't care -your problem.

Euphee Patrol said...

He has a bone stuck in his-- uhh, never mind. Too obvious, I suppose.

Grammar Patrol said...

What's a "beem"?

Guy who wanted to shake your hand said...

I figured he had SOMETHING stuck up his butt!

Typo Baetles said...

Let it Beem

Scary Beatles said...

Polythene Pain

Sexy Slashie

I Want to Hack Your Hand