So we go out for steaks last night.
Great thick juicy steaks. Baked potatoes dripping in mouth watering butter.
Fresh bread and garlic.
Fantastic service. Lively bar scene.
And the tables of DEATH!!
These things had to have been designed byTorquemada himself!
The most uncomfortable tables in the history of dining!
They might have beem coated in acid and embedded with razor blade spikes!
We left screaming in pain!
But good steaks....
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A Hard Days Knife In My Back
When I'm 64 My Back Will Feel Better Than It Is Sitting In This Stupid Booth.
So to sum up:
Yer a pair of girls?
You're supposed to sit at the tables, not on them, bozo.
I bet it was real nasty today, walking around with that T-bone jammed in your rear.
But I really don't care -your problem.
He has a bone stuck in his-- uhh, never mind. Too obvious, I suppose.
What's a "beem"?
I figured he had SOMETHING stuck up his butt!
Let it Beem
Polythene Pain
Sexy Slashie
I Want to Hack Your Hand
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