I hadn't had dinner yet.
What screams DINNER! more than a movie theatre hot dog?
If you said "NOTHING." then you would be correct.
So I go to the food counter.
Here is the conversation:
HOT DOG HARRY: "May I help you?"
ME: "Yes, I'd like a hot dog!"
HOT DOG HARRY: "Do you mind waiting twenty minutes?"
ME: "Yes."
HOT DOG HARRY: "Does that mean you want the hot dog?"
ME: "What was the question you asked me?"
HOT DOG HARRY: "Do you mind waiting twenty minutes for the hot dog?"
ME: "And how did I answer you?"
HOT DOG HARRY: "You said yes."
ME: "So where are we?"
HOT DOG HARRY: "Do you want a hot dog?"
ME: "Yes, but I mind waiting twenty minutes for one."
HOT DOG HARRY: "So should I order one for you?"
ME: "No. I'll just have a medium popcorn."
HOT DOG HARRY: "For only $1.00 more you can have a large popcorn."
ME: "What did I just order?"
HOT DOG HARRY: "A medium popcorn."
ME: "Correct. Thank you."
14 comments:
GET OFFA MY LAWN!!!
For $1 less, you get some spit in that medium popcorn!
I said GET OFFA MY LAWN!
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Porky Lane
Back in the C.A.S.E.
Sausage King
Wow, there were some brilliant comments today.
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