Sunday, September 30, 2012

Haircut talk

So I go to get my haircut the other night.

Me and the 'stylist' hit it off.

Here is part of the conversation:

HER: "So you want me to trim your eyebrows?"

ME: "No."

HER: "Your wife will really appreciate it."

ME: "Your husband will appreciate it if you lose about ten pounds."

HER: "I'll trim the eyebrows."

ME: "Okay."


Cake not logged in said...

So, what's next? Highlights? Manicure and pedicure? Maybe a waxing?

Lady Madonna said...

Lose 10lbs, eh? Is it bravery or foolishness to say that to a woman armed with scissors? Wonder how the eyebrows turned out.

Maybe Wifey said...

I loaned him my eyeliner, so he could draw on some eyebrows.