It's when someone tells you about a car accident they ALMOST had.
This morning I ALMOST got hit by a car.
The other car was being driven by a non-white women (You'll see why it's important what color she was by the end of this blog post)
I was driving down the street when she pulled out of the bank parking lot and almost hit me.
I had to slam on my brakes.
Everything on my passenger seat flew off and crashed to the floor of my car.
I had a can of Pringles on said seat.
About a 1/3 of them are now broken,
Broken Pringles kinda suck.