So yesterday I pull up to the gas station/car wash and I fill up my tank with ethyl.
The sexy computer voice at the pump asks if I'd like a car wash today.
I push the button that says yes.
I love having a clean car in the middle of winter.
So I get back in car with my car wash code in hand and drive around to the car wash.
The sign says:
Car Wash Closed Today.
(It was wicked cold out)
THEN DON'T ASK ME IF I WANT A CAR WASH IF IT'S CLOSED, SEXY COMPUTER VOICE BITCH!