Thursday, January 24, 2013

Cah Wahshhh

 
So yesterday I pull up to the gas station/car wash and I fill up my tank with ethyl.
 
The sexy computer voice at the pump asks if I'd like a car wash today.
 
I push the button that says yes.
 
I love having a clean car in the middle of winter.
 
So I get back in car with my car wash code in hand and drive around to the car wash.
 
The sign says:
 
Car Wash Closed Today.
 
(It was wicked cold out)
 
 
THEN DON'T ASK ME IF I WANT A CAR WASH IF IT'S CLOSED, SEXY COMPUTER VOICE BITCH!

3 comments:

Sexy Computer Voice said...

I love when you call me "bitch."

I Ain't No Oprah said...

That's because YOU are!!!

(car got washed today)

Sexy Computer Voice said...

It's about time. It was embarrassingly filthy.