1) I was going to go to sleep in the theatre but I didn't want my snoring to wake up the other movie-goers.
2) I was praying that there was an assassin in the theatre and that he would shoot ME!
3) There was too much butter on my popcorn.
4) Nothing for #4
(Daniel Day-Lewis was pretty good)
(The wheelbarrow full of body parts was the best part of the movie)