Friday, February 01, 2013

Planned Improv

 
So this guy comes in the other day to buy a gift.
 
He brings it to the counter.
 
Here is the conversation:
 
HIM: "Do you wrap?"
 
ME: "No...but I'd be happy to sing the blues."
 
HIM: "I get that."
 
ME: "I've had that line in the ready room for years."

5 comments:

Cake said...

Good thing he didn't ask if you could box it up...he'd have a black eye now.

(What am I saying...you wouldn't risk a broken nail, would you?)

Anonymous said...

Is Planned Improv kind of like:
Jazz Music?
Beautiful First Lady?
Funny Leno?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

But the First Lady is so in shape!

(For a behemoth)

Anonymous said...

She's normal-sized on the top, behemoth on the bottom- a study in contradictions.

LMBS said...

But the first lady is so beautiful! (For a tranny.)