So we watched the movie THE READER last night.
Here is the conversation this morning:
ME: "Do you think Kate Winslet is attractive?"
WIFEY: "Yes, but I don't like her nipples."
ME: "What's wrong with her nipples?"
WIFEY: "They're kinda black."
You'll have to google to see Kate Winslet's nipples...or watch the movie.
Or start dating her.