Saturday, March 15, 2014

Girls Weekend

WIFEY: "Don't weekend is girls weekend."

ME: "Am I going?"

WIFEY: "It's girls weekend...why would you go?"

ME: "I didn't know if I was invited or not."

WIFEY: "Are you a girl?"

ME: "No...but I wasnt sure if you wanted me to go with you or not."

WIFEY: "Do you have a vagina?"


5 cents said...

Let me check. I thought I had one lying around here somewhere.

Anonymous said...

Ah, so you are straight...if you were gay, she'd probably have asked you. Hoag will be crushed.

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